- We're going to piss you off by imposing a ridiculous fee.
- We're going to expose ourselves to lawsuits by people who get dehydrated.
- And if you get upset at this, well, we were only kidding.
I'd love to have been in on the meetings where they decided this one. If this were a Saturday Night Live skit, you'd think "this is really stretching reality" but this is the airline industry where truth is indeed stranger than fiction.